Take a Sip Every Time…
- Trae Young does the “freezing” gesture (shimmying counts as well)
- A player makes a 3-pointer
- Giannis fouls
- John Collins dunks
- Jrue Holiday dunks
- A player looks up at the ceiling and thanks God
- A coach takes his face mask off to yell
Chug for 7 Seconds Every Time…
- Shaq makes a sexual innuendo while commentating
- Someone brings up what a “great guy” Giannis is
- Someone refers to Giannis as “The Greek Freak”
- Someone refers to Trae Young as “Ice Trae”
- Someone refers to Kevin Hueter as “Red Velvet” and/or makes a joke about his hair color
Finish Your Drink If…
- Either team is up by 12+ points at the end of the first half
- The game goes into overtime
- Any player puts up more than 40 points
- A fight breaks out on the court or in the stands (be on the social media lookout for fan fights)
Morgan Williams is a freelance humor writer based in Atlanta.
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